September 2010
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Striking revolutionary fervour into the hearts of America, one terrified, anti-tax five-year-old at a time.
Best throw out those commie-red crayons first (and the faggy pink ones too, obviously). Extra patriot points for holding a crayon show trial!
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New Feature: BEER REVIEWS!
The straight man’s pumpkin spice latte? If so, colour me (still) gay!
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“Sometimes, you just gotta fake (feeling) it till you make it.”
– Overheard as self-justification for taking musical inspiration to make someone sleep with me.
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sometimes you just gotta take command of those fake-feelings - especially when there are sexual thrills at stake.
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You might be a whitefolk if...
…you notice “a void when it comes to elegant bike management“ in your friends’ apartments.
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New Hobby
trying to keep fake-feelings (i.e. anger, sadness, a weird sense of being super powerful because i’m like, a woman) in check while listening to ALL music.
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Reminds me of this little plan, which I am definitely acing today.
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Boring Friends on Facebook (BFOF)
Day 16 of yoga on a hangover- surprisingly went well!
I’m so awake!
Aloha!!!!!
Making chocolate cupcakes! YUM.
Someone ruined my nap!!!
Snuggled up watching movies in a beautiful cabin is the perfect way to celebrate…
Thanks for the bday wishes errbody!
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Wait, so is that 16 days of constantly being hungover and constantly doing yoga? Defo hoping this isn’t an old status...
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afterparty afterthoughts
It’s raining and probably (who can really say for sure?) not that cold: does one wear a tank top and carry a busted-ass little umbrella around, or a leather jacket that must occasionally be hoisted over the head? Remember: dressing to impress is what the night is aaaaaaaaaaall about.
Would like a solid answer on whether hot alcoholic drinks are still good for your infected throat after...
WatchAnd that was the only orgasm the women would ever have. The end.
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Facebook/Tumblr Porn
i liked it. > like.like.like. > right there, keep posting > *sigh* like.
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“i want a boyfriend. someone with good taste in music and good style in clothes....”
– ffffound on a personal style blog as part of a larger ‘outfit post’ which can only mean one thing (and what i’ve secretly suspected all along): personal style blogs are nothing more than glorified eharmony/plenty of fish/dudesnude/manhunt/grindr profile pages. just a theory, but...
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Things I Enjoy
dancing
meat and whisky
the feel of my cheekbones against my skin
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things i enjoy
dancing (with you)
(street) meat and whisky gin
(michelle pfeiffer’s) cheekbones (in grease 2)
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Acid Washed Dreams
so wrong it’s right that every time i see it i immediately want to find a loafer-wearing-spaniard, who will insist on decorating our apartment (by the sea) like one big acid trip you can never wake up from. i, of course, will agree to the whole thing.
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“So i’m looking for a sailor-striped ottoman, number one, AND I’m...”
– overheard in a conversation where I wished these were my problems G
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Brunch
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Love is the Answer
“it’s always the smart, witty ones (who don’t parade around town with fur hats and three-hundred names) that you just gotta have.”
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Love
August 21, 2010:
“i enjoy the fact that you have dedicated a whole city to it.”
“it’s a lovely place, will be launching an aggressive recruitment campaign tonight.”
“let me know how that goes.”
“hopefully not TOO well, should really stick to one immigrant per night.”
“yes, and with immigration, once you let one in, they’ll...
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Social Media Sexting
best text messages you can ever receive:
“omg check your email.”
“just called and left a message.”
“check the blog.”
“on chat now.”
“just posted it on fb.”
“your event just sent me an email.”
“wait… you have ‘a twitter’??”
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i.e. 49% of the texts I send you (51% being overtly sexual in...
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Winespirations: Part One in a Winety-Part Series
On Awkward-Looking
So how about those people with whom you just have no choice but to exchange awkward looks? Sure, maybe you could wade your way through it, reach a situation of socially agreed-upon nicety, but by “no choice” I mean “no choice that maximizes effort vs. payoff.” Which is what a lot of nicety-nonsense comes down to: though we could often smooth things...
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